Chuckie Fresh

-Your mom’s so fat she fell on a rainbow and made Skittles

-Your mom’s so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet

-Your mom’s so fat she has a four door refrigerator

-Your mom’s so fat she masturbates to a cook book

-Your mom’s so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips

-Your mom’s so fat that when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell

-Your mom has more chins than a Chinese phone book

-Your mom fell out the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on her way down

-Your mom’s so stupid she grabbed a ladder to climb up on the ruff when the bar tender told her that drinks were on the house

-Your mom’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

-Your mom’s so stupid she took an umbrella to go see Purple Rain

-Your mom’s so poor there’s a telethon right now in Africa raising money for her broke ass

-The only time your mom can smell hot food is when rich custumers fart

-Your mom fell out the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on her way down

-Your mom’s so ugly anarexic models look at her to throw up quicker

-No but seriously, under all that hair your mom’s a saint… a Saint Bernard

-Your mom’s so hairy it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock

-Your mom’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared

-Your mom’s so short she can drive standing up

-Your mom’s so short she commited suicide by jumping off a sidewalk

-Your mom’s so stupid she thought Sea Biscuit was a waterproof cookie

-Your mom’s like a bowling ball; she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more

-your mom’s a one-legged alcoholic, we call her Hop Scotch

-Your mom’s so old she farts dust

-Your mom’s so boring that when she watches a movie on TV the actors fall asleep

-Your mom’s so nasty she made Speed Stick slow down